BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
when the bad guy in the show is hot
when the hot bad guy in the show gets wrecked
ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation